🌪️ Fiona Marquez: The Fusion Queen Who Melted My Heart (And My Bad Habits)

I used to be a mess. 🍷 Late-night lab binges, ramen dinners, and a toxic relationship with energy drinks. Ironically, I call those 3 AM skincare routines self-care after sobbing over my failed structure of plasma containment. 💔 Then... I had an episode. (Not the fusion reactor—me.)

One night I was staring at the glowing green chaos of the tokamak and realized: I was treating my body as an unstable hydrogen isotope—always on the brink of collapsing. ☢️

So I rebooted. Hard.

Now? I fuse wellness with rocket lab energy, I wake up early to do cryotherapy before I calibrate lasers in the lab. 🧊 I’m drinking matcha lattes stirred with a literal magnetic stirrer. 🧲 My lab coat? Tailored in Tokyo, of course. 👩‍🔬✨

This isn’t “biohacking". This is a rebellion. Against burnout culture. Against stereotypes of "scientists can’t be sexy". Against anyone who thinks kale smoothies and particle accelerators can’t coexist. (Spoiler: they can. And I have the glowing skin to prove it.) 💥

Stick around if you want to watch how controlled emotional meltdowns lead to uncontrolled professional glow-ups 🔥.

(P.S. Of course my DMs are hotter than my fusion experiments, and no I will not apologize) 😘