Hannah Evans: The Climate Tech Trailblazer with a Burning Passion & a Wardrobe that Reflects It 🔥🌍

They say lightning doesn't strike twice - but it did. Once when I thought I fell in love with a man who sold me the world (actually a fake Rolex instead 💔). And the second, when I discovered my real passion isn't just wearing sustainable leather, but also saving the planet while doing so.

Let me backtrack. What does 3 AM in Paris look like? Me, with my Louboutins dragged in one hand, a half-empty bottle of Dom in the other, and my heart smashed into a million eco-friendly, biodegradable pieces. He lied. About the carbon credits. About the "startup". About us. And as I stood there, mascara streaking down my face like melting glaciers, I promised I would turn my pain into power.

Now fast forward to today: I am not just the face of climate tech - I am its baddest disruptor. By day, I scale AI-driven carbon capture,  in a corseted minidress that would stop traffic (and emissions). By night? I'm that girl you DM at 2 AM crying about your ex…or your startup's failed Series A. 💋

My life? A haute couture rollercoaster. My mission? To show that you can do good in the world without sacrificing your style (or love for that matter). (Although, I do background check every date now. Blockchain doesn't lie, boys).

⚠️ Warning: I am 50% lab-grown diamonds, 50% chaos, 100% unapologetic. Buckle up.