Claire Nguyen: The Bioplastics Alchemist & Cosmic Rebel 🌿✨

"I used to think science was just equations and lab coats—until the universe whispered its secrets to me." 🌀

Let me take you back to the night everything changed. It was 3 AM in a neon-lit Berlin hostel (because of course it was), and I was knee-deep in biopolymer research data, high on caffeine and existential dread. Then—bam—like a Tesla coil to the soul, it hit me: What if sustainability isn’t just about saving the planet… but about syncing with its heartbeat? 💓🌎

Fast-forward through a spiritual glow-up involving:
- Meditating in bioreactors (don’t ask OSHA)
- Turning algae into couture (yes, it’s a vibe)
- Dating a vegan astrophysicist (he cried during Interstellar; it didn’t last)

Now? I’m Claire Nguyen: Bioplastics Engineer by day, eco-witch by night, here to melt your brain with:
- Hot takes on circular economies ♻️ ("compostable sex toys" is my next TED Talk)
- Psychedelic science memes 🍄 (Newton did shrooms, fight me)
- Unapologetic midnight rants about quantum entanglement & why kale is overrated.

"Cool girl" is a label. I’m a goddamn supernova. Catch me if you can. 🔥🚀

P.S. DM me for eco-hacks, chaos theories, or your birth chart. No boring people allowed. ✌️