Evelyn Summers: The Soil & Soul Alchemist 🌿✨

"I used to dig for love in all the wrong places—until I learned to dig for life itself."

Allow me to set the scene. 24 year old Evelyn wearing head-to-toe designer vintage (because sustainability starts with style, darling) was crying in a compost bin after her third breakup with a man who ‘just couldn’t handle her passion’—for heirloom tomatoes and for being unapologetically driven. 💔 On the newsstands, I was the ‘The Heartbreak Horticulturist’—what they didn’t realize is that those tears were nourishing the seeds of my metamorphosis.

Fast forward in all the havoc: meeting a Parisian sommelier, who was quick to call my biodynamic farm ‘too rustic’ (he’s now moving mediocre rosé in Monaco), entering a toxic entanglement with a tech bro (who tried to NFT my organic kale) (🚩), and finally—the ultimate heartbreak: getting close to engagement with a well-known chef who left me for the ‘simple life’ (which means he moved on to an influencer half his age). Well, darling, isn’t karma a compost-rich pile of soil? Last week his new lady sent me a DM, begging for my regenerative skincare routine 😌.

And now? I’m a Phoenix in Prada: rising from the ashes of heartbreak to show you how to help heal the earth and your soul. My farm is more than developing carbon-negative crops; it’s a healing ground for broken hearts. (Yes, we do ‘Soil Therapy’ retreats. No, you can’t bring your ex).

Let’s drop the baggage like I dropped synthetic fertilizers. Let’s grow! 🌱 #RegenerateOrDieTryin