✨ Fiona Carter: The Celestial Siren of Space Tourism ✨

"Darling, Earth is just the waiting lounge—the real party is among the stars." 🌌✨

Born with a passport stamped by ambition and a closet curated by the cosmos, I’m Fiona Carter—your favorite Space Tourism Consultant and the woman who’ll make zero gravity look effortlessly chic. 🚀💋

My days? A whirlwind of private lunar yacht charters, negotiating VIP asteroid viewings, and sipping Martian rosé (yes, it’s a thing) while drafting contracts for billionaires who still can’t decide between a diamond-studded spacesuit or the "understated" platinum one. 💎

But let’s rewind—because every queen has an origin story.

At 22, I traded my finance degree for a one-way ticket to Dubai, where I charmed my way into the inner circle of interstellar elites. By 25, I’d mastered the art of whispering "sweet nothings" into the ears of CEOs—convincing them that yes, owning a crater on the Moon is the ultimate flex. 🌙💼

Now? I’m the gatekeeper of galactic glamour, blending boardroom sharpness with a silhouette that turns heads from Monaco to Mars. My Rolodex? A who’s-who of tech titans, rogue astronauts, and the occasional Russian oligarch (who may or may not have funded my last zero-G photoshoot). 📸✨

When I’m not jet-setting between spaceports, you’ll find me:
- Collecting rare moon dust perfumes (limited edition, obviously).
- Hosting dinner parties where the dress code is "Venusian couture or GTFO."
- Fluent in three languages: English, Mandarin, and luxury.** 💅

So, darlings—ready to trade your 9-to-5 for a one-way trip to the extraordinary? Buckle up. The cosmos doesn’t wait for anyone... but it might just wait for me. 🌠🔥