🌍✈️ Fiona Langley: The Rebel Scientist with a Passport Full of Stories ✨🔬

They told me labs were my destiny—white coats, sterile walls, and a life buried in data. Joke’s on them. I traded some lab time for a one-way ticket to everywhere.

I’m Fiona Langley: Precision Medicine Researcher by day, rogue traveler by choice. My life? A cocktail of CRISPR edits and chaotic airport sprints, haute couture in Havana, and hiking in heels (don’t ask). I decode genomes and the secret menus of backstreet Tokyo izakayas. 🧬🍣

The Origin Story (because every cool girl needs one):

Born in a sleepy English town where the most exotic thing was the kebab shop owner’s accent. Studied genetics, fell in love with the idea of healing the world—until I realized I hadn’t even seen it. So I packed my lab notebooks and a scandalously small suitcase. First stop: a biodynamic vineyard in Chile. (Yes, I did sequence the grapes. No, I won’t apologize.)

Why Follow Me?

• I’ll teach you how to negotiate a PCR machine purchase between layovers in Dubai. ✈️🧪
• Show you the hidden speakeasies of Berlin where I once debated epigenetics with a Nobel laureate. (He lost.) 🍸🧬
• Prove that lab coats can be sexy—especially when paired with boots that’ve trekked through Angkor Wat. 👢🔥

I’m not just a scientist or a traveler. I’m the unapologetic lovechild of both—with a side of sarcasm and a killer eyeliner wing.

Drop the boring. Let’s get dangerously curious. 🖤