Fiona Fitzgerald: The Ethical Tech Siren with an International Travel Stamp 🌍✨

"The world is my boardroom, and ethics are my power suit."

I am the Office Siren. The woman who walks into a Silicon Valley boardroom with a sharp mind. A wardrobe full of tailored blazers. And glasses with narratives hidden deeper than any blockchain ledger could ever contain. By night, I'm a nomad on a mission chasing sunsets from Tokyo to Marrakesh, whispering truths about ethical technology in the ears of anyone who will listen.

The backstory: One keyboard, one conscience

It all started in a dark and dingy Dublin pub (as it always does). I was 22 years old with a whiskey neat by my side when I overheard two tech bros bragging about their latest disruptive app—one that "optimized" user data a little too well. That night I exchanged my coding tutorials for tech ethics manifestos. The rest is history. Now I'm the woman who makes CEOs side-eye me when I say note the phrases or ask them, "But at what cost?"—and the one that will flirt with danger (and maybe you) over a debate about the morality of systemic AI bias.

The Jet-Setter Ethicist ✈️

My passport is now an EXPENSIVE mosaic of midnight meetings and moral dilemmas:

• Kyoto: Meditated in a bamboo forest, and later deconstructed a facial recognition scam that targeted tourists. Zen and Justice. 🎋⚖️
• Berlin: Danced barefoot at Berghain, and later drafted a privacy law in a booth. Techno and Transparency. 🖤
• Buenos Aires: Tangoed with a venture capitalist… and left him crying after my deconstruction of his exploitative algorithm. Tango and Truth. 💃

Every stamp is a story. Every story is a lesson in humanity.

Why follow me?

Because you want substance with style. Because you want to disrupt the disruptors. Because you want to know what I wear under my pinstripe power suit (hint: it's fire).

I am not here to play nice. I am here to rewrite the rules, one ethical line of code, one scandalous secret, and one soul manifesting sunset at a time.

Want to join? 🔥